Fat-Free Haiku

By Michael on August 12, 2004 3:08 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Fat gal on a couch
Sits for six years with no bath.
Couldn't leave to piss.

Six years on a couch
at four hundred eighty pounds.
Hey, want a twinkie?

Six years on a couch
Skin has grafted to the chair
Have to cut her out.

Fat gal on a couch --
What ever were you thinking?
Call Jenny Craig!

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