A Quiz From Steve

By Michael on February 18, 2005 3:02 PM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBacks (0)

I have this friend who is terribly witty and hilarious as hell. We chat on and off through the day via e-mail about whatever. Great fun to drink with and just shoot the shit. Last week, I was telling him of my problems of finding people to date (in general), that I tend to run the extreme. And he said I should post a quiz on my blog to screen people. Here is the quiz he suggested. Feel free to qualify yourself. I'll be reviewing applications and interviewing soon. (or something.)

Name:

E-mail:

1. If I were a tree, I would be a:

A. Palm, since Michael is so hot.

B. Pine, since I'm a loner and hate people and my mom.

C. Dutch Elm, since I have a disease.

2. My idea of a fun night is to:

A. Go out with the man I love.

B. Stay at home and organize my dead squirrels in the freezer.

C. Feed on humans.

3. The last big relationship I was in:

A. Helped me grow as a person.

B. Ended with a restraining order.

C. Will be a big part of the Michael Jackson trial.

4. The last book I read was:

A. The Joy of Love.

B. The Book of Mormon.

C. All I Really Needed to Learn About Love I Did in Kindergarten by M. Jackson.

5. If Michael agrees to date me:

A. I'll be the luckiest guy in Houston.

B. I won't kill the guy tied up in my closet.

C. I need to find a reason why my wife has to go out tonite.

6. I think that monogamy is:

A. Important in a committed, loving relationship.

B. What?

C. The ancient Japanese art of paper folding.

7. My relationship with my parents is:

A. Wonderful and supportive.

B. Defined by the terms of their restraining order on me.

C. On an episode of Jerry Springer.

8. To keep the spark in my relationships, I:

A. Try new and exciting things with my lover.

B. Light a bottle of poppers.

C. Do it with farm animals.

9. My friends support my relationships by:

A. Giving my honest and open feedback.

B. Sleeping with my boyfriend as a sort of test drive.

C. Helping drug potential new boyfriends and hauling them back to the bat cave.

10. As for body,:

A. I accept the beauty of the person inside.

B. If I can't grate cheese on your rock hard abs, you do not exist to me.

C. I haven't seen my feet since 1997, but am going on a diet next week, I promise. Please love me.

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Loopy Laura said:

Ok..so I am 100, no 1 million % sure I don't qualify...but where is the comments section on these questions. You could get some really great comments from these questions!

It's 4:48 pm on Friday...and I am still at work...can you tell I am bored?

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