papa was a rollin' stone

Finally. The fucker is out. It's actually four pieces -- tho I didn't keep the two tiny pieces. It came out during the nite -- woke me up, had to pee -- was peeing, then had that turrible sharp knife pain and was like "uh oh." So I stopped mid-stream (which is a nightmare in and of itself) to grab the strainer.

Out pops a little one, then out pops the daddy. And as i'm bleeding, two more tiny pieces come out. But. Glory be -- it is out. I still bleed when I pee -- but that will stop. Hopefully.

Here ya go -- to see my new sons.