you give love a bad name
I woke up this morning a little before 6. It was raining outside and my cat was curled up next to me with her head laying on my stomach. A little bit of thunder, a little bit of lightning.
A little bit of pain.
Then a sharp stabbing jolt of pain which on a continued on a 10-15 second cycle for the next two hours. No idea where the stone is. I'm 95% sure that it's now in my wee. Or at least the connectionary point from my bladder to my wee. I can't actually feel it if I squeeze, so it's not quite that far out.
But I am flooding my body with fluids to get this fucker out. He has more than worn out his welcome and it time for him to leave.
But regardless -- I'm very tired. I'm surprised how much those 2 hours of writhing wore me out. I mean, my body is literally exhausted from it. I must have had my muscled clenched pretty damn tight. I figure that's probably a good 200 calories I burned.
Shame I went to McDonald's to compensate for that (and then some). (And stupid bitch with an attitude at McD's -- i ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit -- and she gives me a bacone, egg, and cheese McGriddle thing. And while they're good and all - I was wanting a buttery fat-ass buscuit. Not a sweet and syrupy pancake. Thank god she doesn't work in a hospital. Although, now that I think about it, she may well have been one of the nursings trying to put an IV in me this last time ...)
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Horrifying thought:
When the stones get far enough down your wee that you can feel them when you squeeze ... and the pain is terrible and you just want the stones to go away ... have you ever seriously considered taking a hammer and ... fracturing the stone?
My mind is FUCKED UP.