Things I Hate

Today is one of those days that generally feels a little off, perhaps a little more negative than usual (although I know several who would say my perspective is always negative. But they're all bitches anyway.) So I thought I'd write a little list of things that are currently on my "Hate And Iritation List" -- aka HAIL.

HAIL for September 15
1. Lawn care workers who start mowing my neighbors lawn at fucking 6:45am.
2. Dreaming realistic dreams about people I'd rather not dream about.
3. Sweating in bed.
4. Zits in horribly inopportune places such as immediately under your chin or on the edge of your lip.
5. Installing beta software that doesn't include drivers for important things such as ... oh, your network controller.
6. 18 wheelers who don't pay enough attention to their surroundings.
7. An hour drive to work in the morning.
8. Computer hardware that cuts in and out resulting in minor surgery to get things to work.
9. "Good Eats" about things I don't like, such as Eggplant (tho, I will admit, it was still very interesting).
10. Wanting to eat toast and jam in the mornings, but refraining because i'm getting FAT.
11. Spinich with e-coli in it.

I believe 11 shall suffice for today.
Have a good day everyone.

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