Oh, Were I a Fly on the Wall.

For those who don't know, this is his highness Rick Santorum and his darling family. Makes you wonder what they're thinking... here's my guess: Starting with Papa Santorum and moving clockwise:

Papa Santorum: "Fuckin' faggots and their ass sex ... woah, I think know that guy in the front row ... oh ... damn, Mary. He's kind'a cute!"
Moma Santorum: "Tom Skarrat..."
Sister Santoum: "OMG. Like, I understand real pain! Like, OMG, BIRDS ARE DYING!"
Little Brother Santorum: "I just came to the horrid realization that not only has my father been having ass sex with that Rev. Haggard, but I look,quite unfortunately, like Harry Potter."
Sissy Santorum: "My daddy's a faggot asshole, ... and my parents make me wearing clothes taht match my doll... Wahhh. BIRDS ARE DYING!"

And here is the 411 on Rick Santorum and his delightful mindset:

Democratic politicians, including 2004 Democratic presidential candidates, gay rights advocates, and liberal commentators condemned the statements. Republican politicians, religious conservatives, and other conservative commentators supported Santorum and called the condemnations unfair. Some critics argued that Santorum's position might also affect heterosexuals, in that Santorum said that he did not believe there was a Constitutional right to engage in private consensual sexual acts.

Santorum did not retract his remarks, stating that they were intended not to equate homosexuality with incest and adultery, but rather as a critique of the specific legal position that the right to privacy prevents the government from regulating consensual acts among adults (such as bigamy, incest, etc.).

Senator Santorum's views on homosexuality have proved so offensive to the gay community and some heterosexuals that in retribution his very name was co-opted into an offensive sexual slang word, defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex;" see Santorum (sexual slang). This definition was popularized by the American humorist and columnist Dan Savage, in 2003.