Mr. Sick

Hello. My name is Mr. Sick. I feel like ass, and I wanted to express my sorrows and misgivings to the world. Woe is me, woe is me.

Alas, fair maiden on yonder hill.
Who sits upon your window sill?
I'd hazard a guess,
But would like to stress,
That I'm completely fucked up on Nyquil.

Someone, anyone ... I need one of these.