Cuz I'm a Blonde *giggle*

Yah, so saturday was my tri-monthly (wait, is that 3-times a month?) hair-coloring. I decided to be a little brash and ballsy and go with a good bleaching. I had recently been reading about anal bleaching and I thought, "Hmmm, maybe I should try that."

I joke. I'm not even sure why people (unless you're a porn star or just like to show people your star hole -- and I know there are people out there who do...) would want to have their anus bleached. I mean, I suppose if it's funky and like ... purple or something ... but i digress.

The thought of bleaching made me think -- oh hai, i shuld bleech mah hairz!

And so I told Missy, let's go blonde.

The problem is ... my hair doesn't go blonde. I'm a red-head after all. It goes ... well. Look:

It goes yellow. (But fabulously yellow, if I may say so.)

So i've been using this fun "walnut" shampoo that leaves traces of color in my hair to tint it to whatever color I want -- in this case, brown. BUT. Apparently, the primary pigment in the shampoo is red (or orange, or whatever), and my hair is becoming slightly more vibrant with every usage.

Is it professional? No, not really. Do I regret it? Not at all. Am I famous yet? Nope. Has it caused a mass influx of illegal immigrants into the US? Most likely. But hey -- what can I do? I must sacrifice... After all, it's fashion.