October 2008 Archives
Apparently, John really IS a gay man now.
And my scoring:
Costuming: 4 -- if you're going to wear that little, why not just take it all off.
Dancing: 7 -- Shake like a Polaroid.
Ability to Conflagrate in a 5x5 area: 10 -- I'm impressed he didn't hit anything.
Ability to Not Eat Sandwhiches: 10 -- Hello, Karen Carpenter, we've missed you.
Ability to Get the Color of Cantaloupe on Your Wall: 10 -- Um. Good job. And why?
And my scoring:
Costuming: 4 -- if you're going to wear that little, why not just take it all off.
Dancing: 7 -- Shake like a Polaroid.
Ability to Conflagrate in a 5x5 area: 10 -- I'm impressed he didn't hit anything.
Ability to Not Eat Sandwhiches: 10 -- Hello, Karen Carpenter, we've missed you.
Ability to Get the Color of Cantaloupe on Your Wall: 10 -- Um. Good job. And why?
