Haikus: August 2004 Archives
Friends are like sunshine.
There to brighten up my day.
And give me a tan.
Friends are like assholes.
Sometimes they are full of shit.
And irritating.
But usually friends are
wonderful people to have.
Unless they like Bush.
"Baby, come sit here.
Watch me take some medicine.
Yah, that's real good, boy."
"Take this here powder.
Put it in the little jar.
Now use my lighter."
"Breath in like mama.
Don't you be scared of the smoke.
Medicine is good."
"Don't you tell no one."
Mama's medicine's secret."
"I love you, mama."
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James E. McGreevy,
Govenor of New Jersey
Has had an affair.
Not just an affair.
A rainbow colored affair.
Hey, we all like cock!
Don't have an affair
If you are married with kids
And decide you're gay.
Wait. Unless, of course
It's a la Abercrombie
Then I want photos.
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Killer on the loose.
Killed over eighty women.
Up for release soon.
Bastard Governor,
Happy to turn a blind eye.
Karma is a bitch.
How many women
Must a man slaughter these days
To die in prison?
Coral Eugene Watts.
A man with no compassion.
You disgust me, sir.
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You can break my heart.
But I have news for you, bitch.
You have a tiny dick.
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he wants to fuck whores
now he found a big fat one
hope she likes them small!
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